I was walking home from school today and i saw a cartridge. On it was a blank sticker labeled "POkeMON Y BEta" in crude letters. A skeleton popped out of the cartridge and i pooped on him. My poop scared him away because it was diarrhea. I picked up the cartridge and took it home. What possibly could happen?
I played it. This game wasn't Pokemon Y... it was... Pokemon Fuchsia? ERMAHGERD ARRRGHEGRZZZ!!1111!!1 EVIL PATRIXXX! WHY ARE YOU ON MY TITLE SCREEN?! GET OFF!!!......You can have my toast. Here ya go! Thanks for leaving! Have a great time! Ok, anyways, the title screen was Pokemon Fuchsia. There was a fuchsia background with a hyper-realistic yellow play button with a mudkip and a horribly drawn Klink, both having hyper-realistic eyes and crap coming out of them. I pressed play and i immediately had a battle- my Jolteon vs. Mudkip. I used Thunder Punch. The Mudkip immediately used... Horn Drill? How is that possible? Mudkip is a water-type! Anyways, Mudkip used Horn Drill. Instead of K.O.'ing my Jolteon it pooped a horn and it drilled through my Jolteon's head. It then stumbled backwards and hit Evil Patrixxx. Then my Jolteon got killed. Then Klink appeared. I used Leafeon this time. Before anything happened the Klink used... for some reason... Explosion. It blew Leafeon's head, leg and butt off. I was scared.
I threw the cartridge to Pluto and i got a jar so giant my butt would look tiny. It was filled with MAYONNAISE! YAAAAAAY! Ok, i will end this while i eat the mayonnaise! Bye! *nomf narf glopf nom*-